Name:Cara Irene.
Age. 23.
Location: Michigan.
Mom to be.
Simply ordinary.

 

This is what my life is.

Anonymous asked
:P

Who are you even?

soulpunchftw:

buzzfeedgeeky:

davedash:

This is a kids show.

ADVENTURE TIME LAYING DOWN THE LAW

Adventure Time demonstrates a clearer understanding of morality than 98% of the world’s adult population

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

(Source: twirpy)

Anonymous asked
you're cute af

Oh stop lol

problemspoof:

tonessawicki:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

(Source: barretweed)

slomps:

there’s nearly 8 billion people in the world, don’t let someones shitty opinion get you down

Anonymous asked
Do you find chubby boys attractive?

Yes.

dutchster:

i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

There is nothing quite like seeing the girl you are in love with naked.

tastfulpornography:

Even when she’s fully clothed, I know where everything is situated. I know all her ‘tickle spots’ and all her ‘don’t you fucking dare spots’. When she is in her natural state, her skin, it’s like all the birthdays I’ve had and yet to come combine. It never gets old. I’ll never get tired of it. 

You know?